Hey there, would you like to ride
On the best event since suicide
Hey, people come and board the train
Come anesthetize your frazzled brain
Hey you, Mister fancy pants
Don't play it safe - come take a chance
Hey, Mrs. I don't really care
Come along with us, there's room to spare

Come fill your heart with gladness
We've got no sense - no sadness
Here in the mouth of madness

Hey, Mister, don't you walk away
Why save yourself for a rainy day?
If you miss it you will fall behind
Don't think too much - just lose your mind

You'll be a Gypsy man
You'll have no sense - no sadness
Here in the mouth of madness

You've got no self-control
Come be the first to shout it, NOW!
We're gonna make you whole!
Hey there would you like to ride
On the best event since suicide
Hey, people come and board the train
Come anesthetize your frazzled brain
Hey! this is your last chance
To lose control and live the dance
Hey, people we're about to go
Don't fill the crowd be in the show

You've got no self-control
Now you don't feel sadness
You're in the mouth of madness
You'll be a Gypsy man
You've got no sense - no sadness
You're in the mouth of madness