[Verse 1]
I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie
I'm glad you won't see or hear me
As I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about

[Verse 2]
Your mother left me here to mind you
Now I'm doing what I want to
Fiddling about, fiddling about, fiddle about

[Verse 3]
Down with the bedclothes
Up with your nightshirt
Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about

[Chorus]
Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about

[Post-Chorus]
You won't shout as I fiddle about
Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about
Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about
Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about
Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about

[Outro]
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle
Fiddle