[Verse 1]
When I wake up alone I can hardly take it
(You know?)
'Cause I just can't believe I get to see myself naked
(Head to toe)

[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause I, I'm my type
I don't try, and I know just what I like (What I like)
Do you know? (Do you know?) No, you don't (No, you don't)
So why would I waste my goddamn time?

[Chorus]
I'm, I'm in the mirror thinkin' that between my thighs
I'm drippin' diamonds, know you wanna taste, but why?
Why would I bother with touchin' anybody else? ('Cause I'm)
I'm so hot I'd fuck myself

[Verse 2]
I'm screamin' out my name and I love to taste it
(Chrissy, ah)
Comin' out my mouth, it feels so good to say it
(Uh, uh, uh, yeah)

[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause I, I'm my type
I don't try, and I know just what I like
Do you know? No, you don't
So why would I? Nevermind
[Chorus]
I'm, I'm in the mirror thinkin' that between my thighs
I'm drippin' diamonds, know you wanna taste, but why?
Why would I bother with touchin' anybody else? ('Cause I'm)
I'm so hot I'd fuck myself

[Bridge]
Don't want you to cry when I lead you on
But wanna see my miniskirt and hot pink thong?
I was kinda busy, babe, is that so wrong? (Is that so wrong? Is that so wrong?)
I was with me and myself in the shower
Better hop in, it's gonna take hours
Three of us girls just playin' with my flower (Flower, flower)

[Chorus]
I'm, I'm in the mirror thinkin' that between my thighs
I'm drippin' diamonds, know you wanna taste, but why?
Why would I bother with touchin' anybody else? ('Cause I'm)
I'm, I'm in the mirror thinkin' that between my thighs
I'm drippin' diamonds, know you wanna taste, but why?
Why would I bother with touchin' anybody else? ('Cause I'm)
I'm so hot I'd fuck myself