[Verse 1: Jeff Rosenstock]
All of my work was done
I turned the TV on
Oh, I forgot that I could
Turn it off
We live up on the top
They leave the door unlocked
So just come in, I don't need to
Buzz you up

[Pre-Chorus]
And I never go anywhere

[Verse 2]
I am a babbling brook
You are a bag of bricks
You'll stop the flood and it will
Make me sick
You are the shoes and feet
I am a pile of shit
I'm fucking up a good
Relationship

[Pre-Chorus]
And I never go anywhere
[Chorus: Rosenstock & Laura Stevenson]
In a trashed room in 1996
A fourteen year old punk and in a flash I'm my parents
And we'll never know love 'cause I was too busy talking
To my Green Day posters that never said nothing to me

[Bridge: Rosenstock, Stevenson, Rosenstock & Stevenson]
Let's have a conversation about anything
I'm tired of arguing, it isn't fun for me
Reverse psychology instead of just listening up
That always seemed stupid to me
Let's start a conversation about anything
I'm tired of arguing, it isn't fun for me
Reverse psychology instead of just listening up
That always seemed stupid

[Chorus: Rosenstock & Stevenson]
Can you stay here? Can we blast the Descendents?
Can we turn the phones off and get lost in The Simpsons?
I'm inches away from getting swallowed by darkness
And I know that you're tired, but can you draw back the curtains for me?

[Verse 3]
My friends ain't all that great
We play in legion halls
Slam beers outside
Relieve ourselves on walls
My friends ain't all that bad
We play all ages shows
And we'll start on time
If you decide to go