We're gonna test drive a car
And say we need a little time to think about it
Because we're men

We're gonna pay more for the movies
And chop down trees, and eat a lot of meat
Because we're men

And we can have our own kids
But we're gonna wait until we
Meet the right person because it's an important decision

But in the meantime, we can barbecue
Buy power tools
Get tattoos
Buy our own sho-o-oes