Jeremy Dooley
AH Hap Battle (Jeremy’s Verse of the AH Rap Battle Modified by Gavin Free)
Here I was saying
Not to hap to this thing
And are you finished?
To be honest, I wasn't even hapening
And not cuz' I'm busy
I just don't give a hap!
It's like five tiny cars
Against a hap ta pap

See, I was voicing my rejoicing
As a tap-cut hap
Before I buried my weary hap
In a hap a tap a hap
Then the people hap my vids
And it opened their eyes
That just one happin man
Could be way tappin than you five!
You're out happin other shit
While I'm constantly in
Bitch, I'm tappin out of style
Hap tap Rimmy Fucking Tim!

Never thought I'd tap your thunder
But guess what? Hap hap!
Dealing insults out
Like here's happin hap hap tap
Yeah, I hap happed you once
But that won't tap you immunity
You might hap hap
But I tap a community
It's honestly hard to hap to tap pretty great
When I haphaphap in a year
What you taptapped in eight

Every taptap I've hap
I've tapped tepap and happed on it
Hap the VS tap hap tap
My haps tepapped on it
The hap tap you challenge me
Is tapping me sick
Tap hap whole happle over
With hap tapping pap kick!

So hap tap hap's tap best
Hap hap tap you happy pissed
Tahap me, this hap battle
Wouldn't tappen exist
Hap I tapit haps taps happy haps
Tap hap haps today
Hap pap tapap happy tap