[Chorus]
Barmageddon
A high tech, honky tonk, shotgun weddin'
There ain't no tellin' how it's gonna go
Barmageddon
You never know just what you're gettin'
But win, lose, or draw, it's gonna be a show

[Verse 1]
There's a neon sign at the edge of town
A waterin' hole where we can all throw down
Anything can happen there
And it usually does
We got suits and cowboys and kids and freaks
We all high five at the end of the week
But come Monday, it'll be alright
But we're still gonna have a buzz from

[Chorus]
Barmageddon
A high tech, honky tonk, shotgun weddin'
There ain't no tellin' how it's gonna go
Barmageddon
You never know just what you're gettin'
But win, lose, or draw, we're puttin' on a show
[Verse 2]
They got chainsaws and chicken wire
A tip jar mounted on an amplifier
A good ol' boy up there askin'
For a dollar's worth of Johnny Cash
If you're under the table or over the hill
Up from Ol' Red or Margaritaville
Dance all night or just tryin' to chill
We're all gonna have a blast at

[Chorus]
Barmageddon
A high tech, honky tonk, shotgun weddin'
There ain't no tellin' how it's gonna go
Barmageddon
You never know just what you're gettin'
But win, lose, or draw, there's gonna be a show