[Verse]
If you said you'd go out with me tonight
Folks would ask if your head was screwed on tight
Though I'm a nice guy, most chicks would rather die
Than date me for I have a face like Billy Joel

[Chorus]
Oh-oh-oh (Billy)
Face like Billy Joel
Oh-oh-oh (Billy)
Face like Billy Joel
Oh-oh-oh (Billy)
Face like Billy Joel