[Intro - Spoken]
What will you say at my funeral
Now that you've killed me?
Here lies Titus, stepmother to my lizards,
Both living and dead?
His heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes
Ashes to ashes, dust to... jerfs

[Chorus]
I don't curr
I don't curr!
Why should I curr?
Guido, nah.