Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Theme Song
[Chorus]
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
It's a miracle!
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
But females are strong as hell

[Verse 1]
I was outside cuttin' up bike tires with my grandson
When out of nowhere
Forty hundred police vehicles came bookin'

[Verse 2]
They went, busted up in that weird old white dude's house
He had a cult up in there
White dudes hold the record for creepy crimes
But females are strong as hell

[Chorus]
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
It's a miracle!
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
Females are strong as hell
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
It's a miracle!
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
But females are strong as hell
[Verse 3]
We've been livin' here 10 years
Nobody seen no girl
Nobody heard no girl
Nobody smelled no girl

[Verse 4]
He had them underground
They came out the hole lookin' 'round
Like a bunch of Punxsutawney Phils
And I said, "Nathan, is this for reals?!"

[Bridge]
One, two, three, four girls came out
One, two, three, four girls came out

[Chorus]
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
It's a miracle!
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
But females are strong as hell
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
It's a miracle!
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
But females are strong as hell
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
It's a miracle!
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
[Outro]
That's gonna be, uh, you know, uh, fascinating transition
(Ooh, dammit!)