[Verse 1:]
You got ninety nine problems
I got eighty proof
Mixed in seven different drink to forget about you
And that's what I'm gonna do
It only took six months and five whole weeks
I swear to god forty ounces never felt so free
So free of your memory

[Pre-Chorus:]
'Cause it's three strikes
You're out
In this two player game
And girl I think we're one in the same

[Chorus:]
If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle
I would drink you all the time
I know it's hard to swallow
But it feels alright yeah
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
So you keep your problems
I'll keep the whiskey

[Verse 2:]
I've got a big
Hunch that you don't give a shit
And I've been kicking myself for not realizing it
But all that's over now
'Cause I got my good friends Jack and Jim
And they don't got a singly problem with the way that I am
And they're dying to hear me out

[Pre-Chorus:]
'Cause it's three strikes
You're out
In this two player game
And girl you know I've won either way

[Chorus:]
If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle
I would drink you all the time
I know it's hard to swallow
But it feels alright yeah
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
So you keep your problems
I'll keep the whiskey

[Hook:]
You keep your problems
I'll keep the whiskey
You keep your problems
I'll keep the whiskey
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

[Chorus:]
If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle
I would drink you all the time
I know it's hard to swallow
But it feels alright yeah

[Chorus:]
Drop your problems at the bottom of the bottle
I would drink you all the time
I know it's hard to swallow
But it feels alright yeah
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey

[Outro:]
So you keep your problems
I'll keep the whiskey