[Verse 1]
I'm not gonna lie, I like the sweet stuff
'bout to eat it up like a cocoa puff
Girl if you complain, say it's to rough
I can switch you up to a cream puff
Hey Cindy, give me some candy
Maybe some Andes, you got me feeling really, really, really dandy
The warhead you gave me got me screaming like a banchee
Listen, i'ma tell you the truth, I gotten into trouble 'cause of this sweet tooth
My girlfriend caught me 'cause my mouth was blue
Say no to black licorice, it tastes like poo

[Chorus]
I've got one bad sweet tooth
It's rotten to the roots
I've got one bad sweet tooth
One pull from you and I'm through

[Verse 2]
Hey mama, sugar daddy
Paying your debts with my peppermint patties
I get a sugar rush when I'm with you
I got a lollipop, yeah it's a tattoo
I'm piling a lot sugar, i'm getting chills
Popping jelly belly's like they're pills
When you touch me, you'll get your thrills
Yeah, you can call me general mills
If I get my wish, you'll be stippled
Swedish fish, looking at our candies
That's a tasty dish
Now come on over and give me that Hershey's kiss
I ain't no Mr. Goodbar, this ain't no candy cigar
I got a hole in one, that's two below par
Stick with me honey, and we'll go far
[Chorus]
I've got one bad sweet tooth
It's rotten to the roots
I've got one bad sweet tooth
One pull from you and I'm through

[Bridge]
Me, I don't know what to say except I can do this all day drinking Gatorade
So you better pray that i'm creaming pay day cause it's hay day you'll be screaming mayday of tooth decay
I told you that was to much sorbet, should've stuck with a parfait
Now you weighed as much, you played the game drinking puree eating souflet
Half way to overweight pounding milky ways, good day 'cause it's my way or the highway
'Cause i'm the candyman and I can only stand a plan that includes the candyland
Mind a man ardaban eating fruit that's not canned
So you must admit that mind a man before you come in my van
I got 100 grand up my sleeve can't you see that we the only jeez drinking sweet tea eating see's candies
I guarantee it's worth a feed to see me eating tootises but you gotta pay me in candy
(I've got one bad sweet tooth, it's rotten to the roots)

[Chorus]
I've got one bad sweet tooth
It's rotten to the roots
I've got one bad sweet tooth
One pull from you and I'm through