[Verse 1]
Oooooo
Usama Bin Laden loves you and Jesus does not
He did 9/11 because he loves you and succubi are hot
I love flying planes with this guy..

[Verse 2]
Oh, you notice that pianos have more white keys than black
Fuck you, that's a slap on the back
And fuck Kennedy, he deserved that shit
Shot through the head and that's it

Ooooooo

[Verse 3]
This song is offensive 1 through 4
..Or 15 or more, maybe less I'm not sure
If Jesus was a placebo, how do I swallow him?
Man, my future's looking grim
How do I swallow him?
Ooh

Goin' on to the second part of the song folks

My friend said I should do 2 jokes about jews
Well this song is minе so I get to choose.. yknow, unlike thе jews
Hitler loved them, it said it in the bible, Hitler also had affairs with Sudam, what an asshole
That's all for the jew jokes, I- I really swear
Um.. by the way, what's with that Jada's hair?
These lyrics are written by my friend JToaster, that second part of the song yeah
This is about to be a really long song..

I've gone this whole ways and almost forget women
You may be tired of physical beatings, so I'll give you this verbal one
Uh

You're not funny, you're quite needy
You make me food and please come feed me
I made this song, I ain't afraid
Now come feed me, be my maid
Not misogynistic, also ain't racist
I have black friends, so i can say they're all NI... Nice people
I will swallow him with a grin plus a smirk
I will swallow jesus like a god damn perc