Hey, yo, I'm a Human Hammer, yo
Pee pee poo poo
Lookin' at you
I'm a hammer pooin' in you
I gotta scoop all the poop
Lookin' like a scooper and a trooper
Donald Trumper, get in the grumper
Fu- hahahhaha

I'm a human hammer with human emotions (He fells human emotions!)
I'm feelin' like a hammer with a big grin (Why do you have a big grin you idiot?)
Goofy ahh Freestyle Part Three yeah! (What the fuc-)
I'm 'bout ta scoop the poop!
(Goofy Ahh Laughing)

In time what matters other than what we have made vs. what we've done. what have we done?

Oh, and when me and the hammer go far
They call me J-mare
When I'm far
They call me bar
Oh, they have me going zany!
And I'm feeling crazy!
Give me a bucket of hazy!

Yeah it's time to turn up the speed, IShowPeed
Sadly Like I said before
The towers fell
Now my mom is gone
But luckily enough Human Hammer's still alive!, I can't burp! It won't come out
Yeah, I'ma 'bout to spout
I went to the store
She was a whore (Really?), that hammer slapped even her more (Nah, you playin'), I slapped her ass and banged her to the floor (Jesus Christ)
Man, life's a chore
Peter and me are about to be
Married, soon to see
Louis is long ago
Me and Peter is long and slow
Good thing he's no longer with Joe
Peter and I will live long and we grow

Oh no, I got to be who I am today iShowPee'd in my pants (-Louis)