[Intro, Both]
Shaq-O-Lantern
Shaq-O-Lantern
Shaq-O-Lantern
Shaq-O-Lantern
Shaq-O-Lantern
Shaq-O-Lantern
Shaq-O-Lantern
Shaq-O-Lantern!

[Verse 1, Logan, Ad-lib by Pancake]
Shaq-o-Lantern
(Shaqy Waqy!)
Is your lord and savior
Shaq-o-Lantern
Is your maker

[Verse 2, Pancake, Ad-libs by Logan]
One day I was like dang
Shaq-O-Lantern's balls went clang
And the universe went bang
Don’t know how, don’t know when
But I fell it in my skin (In his foreskin)
I found remnants of Shaq-O-Lantern in a random pumpkin patch
And I thought what a catch
But then I realized
Shaq-O-Lantern came alive
(Again!)
[Verse 3, Logan]
I wanna see Shaq-O-Lantern
Everywhere!
I wanna see Shaq-O-Lantern
In the air!

[Outro, Both]
Shaq-O-Lantern is living the dream
Shaq-O-Lantern is the best I’ve ever seen
Shaq-O-Lantern always boosts my esteem
He always makes the haters scream (Not in a good way)
Shaq-O-Lantern is why I live
Shaq-O-Lantern is why I give
Shaq-O-Lantern has my heart (Yo, that's sus!)
Shaq-O-Lantern, I know he won't tear it apart