[Verse 1: Alex Kapranos]
She's a mountaineer of love
She's climbing Mount Fuji
Nothing but a Kenzo kimono on
Carrying a Hello Kitty Uzi [x3]

[Pre Chorus: Russell Mael]
So desu ne, that's all she'll say

[Chorus: Russell Mael]
So desu ne, so desu ne
So desu ne, ja ne

[Verse 2: Alex Kapranos]
She's an ambulance sometimes
Her blue light blinking on a two beat
Paranoid, paratrooper, paramedics
Drive, arrive, and check your heartbeat
Check your blood pressure
Gonna eat your beans and eat your leisure
Gonna check your blood pressure
Gonna push your, push your blood pressure, well

[Pre Chorus: Russell Mael]
So desu ne, that's all she'll say
[Chorus: Russell Mael] [x2]
So desu ne, so desu ne
So desu ne, ja ne

[Verse 3: Russell Mael]
She's a pamphleteer of love
Filming a katakana movie
Nothing but a Kenzo kimono on
Carrying a Meiko Kaji Uzi

[Verse 4: Russell Mael]
She's an ambulance sometimes
Her blue light blinking on a two beat
Paranoid, paratrooper, paramedics

[Outro: Alex Kapranos (& Russell Mael)]
Drive, arrive, and check your heartbeat
Check your blood pressure
Gonna eat your beans and eat your leisure
Gonna check your blood pressure
Gonna push your, push your
Push your pressure
Gonna eat your beans and eat your leisure
(So desu ne) Gonna eat your beans and eat your leisure
(So desu ne) Gonna push your, push your, push your pressure
(So desu ne) Gonna eat your beans and eat your leisure
(Ja ne) Gonna check your blood pressure
(So desu ne) Gonna push your, push your, push your pressure
(So desu ne) Gonna eat your beans and eat your leisure
(So desu ne) Gonna push your blood pressure
(Ja ne) Gonna push your beans and eat your leisure
Gonna check your beans and eat your leisure...