(Intro)
You thought I was finished?
It's the Asian drill
Ming-Li on the beat
What, what, what, what, what
Someone stole my kimchi!

(Chorus)
My son got a B in math
So I gave my son a smack
He stupid, but try to rap
No food for him, yeah
He is fat
No girl want to date him
'Cause he got a triple chin
When he go try work and do something
He make the wok and eat dumpling

(Verse 1)
He not tall, Yao Ming
But he always eat chow mein
He like Santa, but there's no such thing
He not doctor, he is nothing
Obsessed with the girl Lin Cho
Asked her to go eat spring roll
But she wanted morе, she wanted noodle
But hе so broke, they just went home
(Chorus)
My son got a B in math
So I gave my son a smack
He stupid, but try to rap
No food for him, yeah
He is fat
No girl want to date him
'Cause he got a triple chin
When he go try work and do something
He make the wok and eat dumpling

(Verse 2)
My son want to eat Hot Pot
But I say "Do math and do not stop!"
He want soba, yogurt, kimbab
But I say "So what, I am your mom!"
Then I caught him with soju
So I beat his ass, kung fu
And I hit so hard, he need tofu
But, then I got bored
And I went round two
I don't care if I am bad guy
I will not feed him chatime
Pad thai, goyzai
I'm no senpai
But why the hell you watch hentai?
I have no joy, bok choi
Dumb boy, my son is unemployed
(Chorus)
My son got a B in math
So I gave my son a smack
He stupid, but try to rap
No food for him, yeah
He is fat
No girl want to date him
'Cause he got a triple chin
When he go try work and do something
He make the wok and eat dumpling

(Outro)
You stupid, you useless
You failure
Get a B for math
And I will kill you
HOIYAAA