[Intro]
Yeah, yeah
My son so dumb, my son so dumb
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Chorus]
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends, but they call him Ching Chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly, when he smile, he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date with the girl, Sue Young
But she said, "Hell no" 'cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum

[Refrain]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
My son so dumb, my son so dumb
Yeah, yeah, yeah
My son is so dumb, yeah

[Verse]
He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me, then he get his ass beat
'Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry
[Refrain]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
My son so dumb, my son so dumb
Yeah, yeah, yeah
My son is so dumb, yeah

[Chorus]
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends, but they call him Ching Chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly, when he smile, he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date with the girl, Sue Young
But she said, "Hell no" 'cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum

[Refrain]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
My son so dumb, my son so dumb
Yeah, yeah, yeah
My son is so dumb, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
My son so dumb, my son so dumb
Yeah, yeah, yeah
My son is so dumb, yeah
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