Korean Comic
WHEN ASIAN PARENTS MAKE A RAP SONG 2
[Intro]
What?

[Chorus]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he not doctor
Yeah, yeah, yeah, 'cause he so stupid
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he no doctor

[Verse 1]
Don't even know how to cook fried rice
Yeah, he so broke, always check the price
He stay single 'cause he can't dress nice
Gets bullied at school 'cause he got small eyes
I teach him math but he always cries
So I hit him hard, yeah, I cannot lie
I beat him once, I beat him twice
When he snitch I deny, and act surprised

[Chorus]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he not doctor
Yeah, yeah, 'cause he so stupid
Yeah, yeah, I never loved him
Yeah, I never loved him, yeah
He's adopted

[Verse 2]
Checked his grades got a C in school
So I beat him up and I use Kung Fu
It's 2023, so I know it's abuse
So I go to his room and I cut him fruit
What? What? I never go say sorry, yeah
Sell my son for money, yeah
Two dollar, fifty, Kimchi, yeah
What? What? He got detention, ooh
He a disappointment, ooh
Wish I had an abortion, ooh
Fat boy, eat so much food
He can ace his test it's still no good
He has no friends, he has no crew
He said "what's a mistake?"
I said "it's you" (what? what?)
All his friends do the Bio Med
But my son want to go do the art instead
So I said "my son, you will make no bread"
But he just don't care so I want him dead
So I'll send him to Sweatshop Market
He'll make i-Phone for nine dollar, ten
He'll make i-Phone for nine dollar, ten
[Bridge]
Yeah, yeah, I'll beat him with my whip
Yeah, wait, what, I beat him with the stick
Yeah, yeah, wait, what, I beat him with John Wick
Yeah, yeah, wait, what, I beat him with chopsticks

[Chorus]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he not doctor
Yeah, yeah, yeah 'cause he so stupid
Yeah, yeah, yeah I never loved him
Yeah, I never loved him, yeah
He's adopted, yeah

[Outro]
He not doctor, yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause he so stupid, yeah, yeah, yeah
I never loved him, yeah
I never loved him, yeah
He's adopted, yeah