I'm a chollo
What can I do?
I threw my life away
Now I'm a chollo
[x2]
I used to be a surfer, man
I bought me an Impala and I sold my van
I got a pair of khakis and a Pendleton
Now I'm a full-fledged Mexican
Babe, I'm your chollo man
Not a bit of Puerto Rican
Babe, I'm your chollo man
I'm a chollo
I'm a chollo
What can I do?
I threw my life away
Now I'm a chollo
[x2]
I changed my name to Paco
I went to the store and got a taco
It made me feel real macho
Now all my friends are qué gacho
Hey, I'm your chollo man
Not a bit of Puerto Rican
Babe, I'm your chollo man
I'm your chollo
Go
[Solo]
I used to be a surfer, man
I bought me an Impala and I sold my van
I got a pair of khakis and a Pendleton
Now I'm a full-fledged Mexican
Hey, I'm your chollo man
Not a bit of Puerto Rican
Babe, I'm your chollo man
Not a bit of Puerto Rican
Babe, I'm your chollo man
Not a bit of Puerto Rican
Babe, I'm your chollo man
Your chollo man
Chollo man