I want you tonight
Won't you please come over?
I don't like your looks
But then again, I'm not sober

Oh, doggie doo
You're the sleaziest
Oh, Lorna Doon
You're the easiest 'cept for me

Come over tonight
And gimme some good fun, yeah
Remember when you leave
Don't tell anyone

Oh, poodle chew
You're the sleaziest
Oh, doggie do
You're the easiest 'cept for me

Ruff ruff ruff [x3]