He comes from the little town of Bedrock
He just invented the wheel
He's got his wife Betty in a headlock
He drives a Bouldermobile
With his friends Freddy and Wilma
Tell me how does it feel to be

Bowling with Bedrock Barney, Barney?
He is the life of the party, Barney
He likes his chili con carne, Barney

I saw him down at the lodge meeting
He was the Grand Wazoo
And he was eating a bowl of Fruity Pebbles
He's gonna pour some for you some
Some Cactus Cooler and a Steakasaurus
That just escaped from the zoo

Now I'm bowling with Bedrock Barney, Barney
He is the life of the party, Barney
He likes his chili con carne, that Barney

He's such a joke
He's been smoking rope
There is no hope
Barney, Barney
Yeah
Yabba-dabba-doo

I'm bowling
With Bedrock Barney
I'm bowling
With Bedrock Barney
Yeah, I'm bowling
With Bedrock Barney
Yeah, I'm bowling
With Bedrock Barney

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bowling
With Bedrock Barney...