Eating Tide Pods
Eating Tide Pods
Is it a joke or is it snacks?
Eating Tide Pods
Will not get this ass
I'm eating Tide Pods
'Cause I've nothing else to do
I'm taking Tide Pods
Just to try and be cool
Tide Pods is a trend
On Twitter, now it's not
Twitter tried pods
Where on Twitter, not it's hot
I've been using Tide Pods
Since the day I was a tot
Twitter , Tide Pods
Can you all please stop?
Now I'm eating Tide Pods
And it looks like candy
But no, it ain't candy
Can you see my hand's handy?
Eat these Tide Pods, one by one
I'm eating Tide Pods
No, I don't have a mouth
Eating Tide Pods
Can you hear me shout?
I'm eating Tide Pods
I don't know what it's about
I'm eating Tide Pods
On this new year's eve
I'm eating Tide Pods
They're the death to me (say what?)
Mmm, mmm, mmm
Now snaps
Slow it down
Mmm, mmm
Slow it down
Tide Pods this
Tide Pods that
Mukbang Tide Pods
Then I'll go splat
Dead on the floor
Is that what you want?
Tide doesn't want it
Not a lawsuit, not a font
Tide Pods here
And Tide Pods are there
Tide Pods here
And Tide Pods are everywhere
Eating Tide Pods
Is the latest fad
Too bad I don't know
What is even happening
In my life
Because I eat Tide Pods
And I'll never lose life
I'll never lose life 'cause
I don't choose death
But if I don't choose death
Then I'm always going to live
Living's what I do
If I don't eat Tide Pods
Don't eat Tide Pods
Even if it's cool
Tide Pods this
And eating Tide Pods that
I don't know what I want
Else to snack
This looks like a snack
Hey Tide, guess what?
I'm going to eat Tide Pods
Stick it in my ass
Tide Pods here
Tide Pods there
These don't clean my clothes
But I don't care
I keep buying Tide Pods
Because they look so cool
Until it's all done
What did I do?
No, really...
Is this where it gets me?
Seven feet ahead of me
Do I let go?
Or do I make another song?
Tide Pods is the death of me
Is this how it's ending?
2017
And I'm bending, and I'm folding, and I'm breaking, and I'm shaking, and I'm quaking all this time
Don't die, don't die, eat the Tide bombs
Tide bombs, Tide bombs, is it Time bombs?
Tide bombs, Tide bombs, when we all, when we all
When we're all, when we're all
When I am gone
Is it a joke or is it snacks?
Eating Tide Pods
Will not get this ass
I'm eating Tide Pods
'Cause I've nothing else to do
I'm taking Tide Pods
Just to try and be cool
Tide Pods is a trend
On Twitter, now it's not
Twitter tried pods
Where on Twitter, not it's hot
I've been using Tide Pods
Since the day I was a tot
Twitter , Tide Pods
Can you all please stop?
Now I'm eating Tide Pods
And it looks like candy
But no, it ain't candy
Can you see my hand's handy?
Eat these Tide Pods, one by one
I'm eating Tide Pods
No, I don't have a mouth
Eating Tide Pods
Can you hear me shout?
I'm eating Tide Pods
I don't know what it's about
I'm eating Tide Pods
On this new year's eve
I'm eating Tide Pods
They're the death to me (say what?)
Mmm, mmm, mmm
Now snaps
Slow it down
Mmm, mmm
Slow it down
Tide Pods this
Tide Pods that
Mukbang Tide Pods
Then I'll go splat
Dead on the floor
Is that what you want?
Tide doesn't want it
Not a lawsuit, not a font
Tide Pods here
And Tide Pods are there
Tide Pods here
And Tide Pods are everywhere
Eating Tide Pods
Is the latest fad
Too bad I don't know
What is even happening
In my life
Because I eat Tide Pods
And I'll never lose life
I'll never lose life 'cause
I don't choose death
But if I don't choose death
Then I'm always going to live
Living's what I do
If I don't eat Tide Pods
Don't eat Tide Pods
Even if it's cool
Tide Pods this
And eating Tide Pods that
I don't know what I want
Else to snack
This looks like a snack
Hey Tide, guess what?
I'm going to eat Tide Pods
Stick it in my ass
Tide Pods here
Tide Pods there
These don't clean my clothes
But I don't care
I keep buying Tide Pods
Because they look so cool
Until it's all done
What did I do?
No, really...
Is this where it gets me?
Seven feet ahead of me
Do I let go?
Or do I make another song?
Tide Pods is the death of me
Is this how it's ending?
2017
And I'm bending, and I'm folding, and I'm breaking, and I'm shaking, and I'm quaking all this time
Don't die, don't die, eat the Tide bombs
Tide bombs, Tide bombs, is it Time bombs?
Tide bombs, Tide bombs, when we all, when we all
When we're all, when we're all
When I am gone