[Verse 1: YouTuber]
Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, the OG
The one that made you famous because of my comedy
From Fifty Shades of Grey to the Philosopher's Butt
You're a comedian, bitch, stop being something you're not
Look at all our most viewed, where's your songs in there?
All the ones we're known for are 'cause of my underwear
People just want me, they didn't sign up for you
So go ahead and write a song about how you're the "girl from YouTube"

[Verse 2: Musician]
Oh please, you think your sketches made you OG?
Been doing this on YouTube since I was eighteen
I see your smug little face on the side of a bus
Have you been relevant since you shat on Google Plus?
Cause this ain't 2013 no more
Your sketches were so funny, but now all you do is bore
So step aside as this site begins to die
I'll be at the O2 having the time of our life

[Verse 3: YouTuber]
Oh quit it, what, you think you're Avril Lavigne?
You're 24 years old, stop trying to be 15
No one's cared about pop-punk since 2007
The kids that listen to your songs are under eleven
So what, you're gonna take it all seriously now?
Just a year after saying you were gonna bail out?
You can't sing, you just shout, you wanna call that art?
Want me to grab you a ladder so you can reach the charts?
[Verse 4: Musician]
Sucks To Be You, number two on the iTunes Rock
I guess you'd call that success, what chance have you got?
A million subscribers and 50K views
Girl, you're the definition of "this bitch is old news"
One video a month and you think that's fine?
And yet you wonder why your channel's gone into decline
Had a beauty channel, gone, had a gaming channel, dead
Why bother building up a brand when you can give up instead?

[Verse 5: YouTuber]
Oh bitch, come on, least I've got something to give
"I promise you this," how innovative
I make our living from this, I fund your whole career
And you wanna ask yourself who the real star is here?
People asking at your shows, "Can you sing Google Plus?"
Our most viewed song isn't even serious
So can you just give up so we can stop wasting money?
I liked you better when you were funny

[Verse 6: Musician]
Google my name, it says it right there: "Singer"
Guess "washed up YouTuber" just ain't a view bringer
Look at every other YouTuber, they're starting to jump ship
Want me to play violin as you watch it sink?
You know you got a good brain, how about trying to use it?
You wanna make videos? Bitch, this video is music
They might watch you, but they listen to me
Cause I got more to offer them than 1080p