[Chorus]
You've got your man
Well, I've got my girlfriends
And we'll be chugging right along
Until the world ends! (Yeehaw!)
(Giddy up!)

[Verse 1: Mistress Isabelle Brooks]
Howdy folks, let me give you the tea
My girls can always count on me
Never turn my back for a piece of trade
But large girls is awesome, we all get laid
Been through some things, that's how it goes
Who said life was a one-woman show?
Might be old, but I'm having fun
Even at 100, life's just begun!

[Verse 2: Luxx Noir London]
Looking good and feelin' fine
We don't need men, they waste our time
And honestly we don't have that much time lеft!
Down there is dry, just like our winе
And like our wine we're aging fine
'Cause we don't let these boys get us stressed!

[Pre-Chorus]
Our hearts might be old
And yeah, we might swing low (Low, low!)
[Chorus]
You've got your man
Well, I've got my girlfriends
And we'll be chugging right along
Until the world ends!
'Cause when your man
Walks out and he don't walk back in
You'll be clutching your pearls
And I'll have my golden girls (Yeehaw!)

[Verse 3: Salina EsTitties]
When I started to decay
My son, he sent me straight away!
I met these gals up in the home
And now I don't feel so alone
When I stop breathing in my sleep
Or when I've seemed to have lost my teeth
My girls, they always have my back
Even if it's out of whack!

[Verse 4: Marcia Marcia Marcia]
Being old is hard but being in love is harder
You'll love a man for all your life
And then he croaks in the middle of the night
What do you do when you reach the end?
Look left, look right, you've still got friends
Oh, I love y'all so much I could just die
And I might!
[Pre-Chorus]
We love our cruise ships
And who just let it rip

[Chorus]
You've got your man
Well, I've got my girlfriends
And we'll be chugging right along
Until the world ends!
'Cause when your man
Walks out and he don't walk back in
You'll be clutching your pearls
And I'll have my golden girls (Yeehaw!)

[Pre-Chorus]
Our hearts might be old
And yeah, we might swing low
We love our cruise ships (Bon voyage!)
And who just let it rip (They have a nacho bar!)

[Chorus]
You've got your man
Well, I've got my girlfriends
And we'll be chugging right along (Woo-hoo!)
Until the world ends!
'Cause when your man ('Cause when your man!)
Walks out and he don't walk back in
You'll be clutching your pearls
And I'll have my golden girls (Yeehaw!)
[Outro]
Catch me, banjo bitches!