[CARL]
Are you sure you want to do this, dear?
Think back on the days
Where we used to have fun doing drag

[PREACHER TEACHER]
Carl!
I have no idea what you're talking about
As of 8pm tonight
There will be no more drag
In the township of West Bumtuck!
All in favor say "aye!"

[HEAVEN BACON]
I...
Object!

You wanna fight
But you've got me
Up against a wall
Here's a verse
From the good book
"GuRu" by RuPaul
"Everybody's in drag
Whether you like it or not"
Even you!

[PREACHER TEACHER]
Your dedication is pointless
I'm not gonna budge
Your words are falling
On deaf ears
I don't give a-

[CHRISTIAN]
Mom!

[PREACHER TEACHER]
And tonight when I pray
It's your name I'm bringing up!

[HEAVEN BEACON]
Father, son
House of Love

Take (Oh oh oh oh)
Take back your lame law (Lame law)
Give (Oh oh oh oh)
Give us our drag ball! (Drag ball)

[CARL]
My dear wife
This young man makes
A very persuasive argument!
What do you say?
[PREACHER TEACHER]
Well, Carl
My loving, soft-spoken husband
What do I say?

I say
All those in favor
Of banning drag forever
Say "Aye!"

(Aye)

Then drag is abolished!
O-fficially!

Carl, let's go get dinner
I'm starving!

[CHRISTIAN]
What are we gonna do?

[HEAVEN BACON]
Take! (Oh oh oh oh)
Take back your lame law (Lame law)
And give (Oh oh oh oh)
Give us our drag ball! (Drag Ball)
We deserve
To be who we are
Baby, it's not
Not our call

So, give! (Oh oh oh oh)
Give us our drag ball! (Drag ball)

[CHRISTIAN]
Sorry, Heaven (Give, give, give, give)
You tried! (Give us our drag ball)

[MAMA BACON]
Kids, this ain't over yet! (Give, give, give, give)
Here, hand these out (Give us our drag ball)

[HEAVEN BACON]
Give! (Give, give, give, give)
(Give us our drag ball)
Give us our drag (Give, give, give, give)
Ball!
(Give us our drag ball)