[MAMA BACON]
Welcome, Bumtuck-ers!
Category is:
Drag Ball Eleganza!

First up
You know him as Heaven Bacon
Say hello
To Cindy Whopper!

[HEAVEN BACON]
Covergirl
But the bass in your walk!

[MAMA BACON]
You know him as Christian Preacher Teacher
Say hello
To Ma-Donna Summer Nights!

[CHRISTIAN]
Covergirl!

[MAMA BACON]
You know him as Tuck
Say hello
To Ivana Dance!
[TUCK]
With somebody who loves me!

Cover, cover, cover
Covergirl
Put that bass in your walk!

[PREACHER TEACHER]
Stop right now!
This ball is busted
O-fficially!

[MAMA BACON]
The only thing busted around here
Is that mug
Earline!

[PREACHER TEACHER]
Poursine!
Is that you?

[MAMA BACON]
When we were young
Drag saved my life
And it saved yours too!
Have you forgotten
Where we came from?