[PREACHER TEACHER]
Carl!
What has gotten into you?

[CARL]
I've been sitting on a secret for way too long
And I couldn't hold it in any longer!

[CHRISTIAN & TUCK]
We found the glitter under the gray
We took the hate and threw it away
And found these old dirty tights

[TUCK]
They stink!

[CHRISTIAN]
Shut up, they're cute!

[HEAVEN BACON & MAMA BACON]
Bumtuck was backwards when we showed up
We know exactly what had to be done
Put drag back in the line

[MAMA BACON]
Yeah, we did
[CHRISTIAN]
You lead with love

[TUCK]
You don't give up

[HEAVEN BACON & MAMA BACON]
You beat that face

[CARL]
And show up anyway
And now today

[ALL]
Everybody's going wigloose!
Grab a wig and put it on you
[?]
Ooh, everybody's going wigloose!
All these sisters waiting for you
[?]
Ooh, everybody's going

[CARL]
What do you say honey?

[PREACHER TEACHER]
I say, I say (Wigloose!)
The family that slays together
Stays together! (Wigloose!)
[CARL]
Can I get an amen?

[PREACHER TEACHER]
Amen!
That's too high
Bring it back down
Perfect

[ALL, CARL]
Everybody's going wigloose! (Yeah, yeah, yeah!)
Grab a wig and put it on you
[?] (Ooh!)
Ooh, everybody's going wigloose!
All these sisters waiting for you
[?]
Ooh, everybody's going
Wigloose!