I fell in love online with a singer
I've been checking her page on Myspace every day without fail, messaging her
But there's one minor detail that I forget to tell, I've never met the girl

I feel lame, speaking to her every day on Facebook ain't the same

OMGZ, LOL, :), XX - How has my love life come to this?
I used to think of myself as a bit of a 'Jack the Lad'
But now I'm tapping chicks by Email and it's fucking sad
She makes me ROFL when I chat to her on MSN
And I'm sad when she gets picture comments from other men
When I see that little box pop up on Facebook chat, I change my status to a heart
She probably thinks I'm a twat

They scream and they shout when the lights go out (Give a round of applause)
My jaw hit the floor when she played that encore, we've seen her play before

I listen to her music, iTunes'd it
I feel stupid, I've been shot through the E-heart by internet cupid

I feel shitter when her Twitter status tweets @some dude
And when she posts a blog I give her kudos based on her mood