"Ummmm, what's happening?
Yesterday daddy threw me out of the house, and he said that I don't get enough cash no more"

[Chorus]
Too much monkey business, too much monkey business
Too much monkey business for me

"I went into a dressing room, and there was this Apple II computer. You know, with the green ice screen"

[Chorus]
Too much monkey business, too much monkey business
Too much monkey business for me

"The camera focused in my face, and I just didn't know where exactly the switch was to cut it off. I mean, my friend tried her new perfume, so we rapped it on the screen, and it started to move out of the room. And the manager came and Lisa said she thinks video's better with electricity. My [?] is leather. Newpapers printed they saw an Apple II in a cafe. A blonde female asked me to sing the instruction manual, and we all mingled with the crowd's human brain."

[Chorus]
Too much monkey business, too much monkey business
Too much monkey business for me

"I said my dress doesn't match with Apples, but Lisa overloaded her stockings
So we asked the computer to marry before it gets arrested. It was like a party."

[Chorus]
Too much monkey business, too much monkey business
Too much monkey business for me
Okay, see you next week at Chuck Berry's