[HEAVEN BACON]
Woah!

[CHRISTIAN]
My name's Christian, he's Tuck
And this used to be a notorious drag club
Porkchop's hide-away!

[TUCK]
Until that one year
When everyone got pink eye
Now, we dress up in secret

[CHRISTIAN]
If only we could just-
Hang on, I feel a song coming on!

[TUCK]
Hit it!