Samson And Delilah's Beauty Shop

(Webb speaks)
"There is a sheet of paper being circulated in the room which bears a terrific lie
At no time ever was this aggregation known as the Beatnicks. We have the greatest
Of admiration for Maynard G. Crebbs and his kind. However, we were the BeatNECKS
We got tired of pointing to our neck, you can't do it in an add because they always
Misspell it and you go around with a news paper like this all day. So, now we are and
I am Webb Wilder. The names Wilder, Webb Wilder. And for those beatnicks in the crowd
More power to ya. And for those beatNECKS in the crowd... maybe you don't know what a
Beatneck is? Maybe a little boy, possessed of the mind of a full grown man bought a
Beatles record in a Gibson's discount center in Hattiesburg, Ms and JUST MAYBE, He
Grew up to be Webb Wilder."

Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop
Come on, baby, let your long hair drop
Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop
Hey, little baby, let your long hair drop

I'ma ease your mind and tell ya
Where to find the best salon
Past the local liquor store
S'quarter of a mile beyond
They begin to whirlin' and a'twirlin'
And a'curlin' your hair
And you can be believin' you'll be happy when
You're leavin' from there

Right down at
Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop
Come on, little baby, let your long hair drop
Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop
Come on, little baby, let your long hair drop

Donna's got a date
Katie's gonna grauduate alright
Aww well S&Ds'll guarantee their
Gonna look their best tonight
Make appointments early
And they'll never leave you in no lurch
Well now S&Ds'll guarantee
You're lookin' mighty nice for church

I'm talkin' 'bout
Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop
Come on, little baby, let your long hair drop
Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop
Come on, little baby, let your long hair drop

Mrs Hays' highest praise
Is something very hard to win
She'll never set her face
In anybody else's place again
Well awhile ago Mr Cole
Would never even step inside
But now you know it is so
He even gets his grey hair dyed

Right down at
Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop
Come on, little baby, let your long hair drop
Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop
Come on, little baby, let your long hair drop

Sittin' and a'contemplatin'
Waitin'on your hair to dry
Readin' magazines about
The people in the public eye
Well Johny Carson, Richard Burton
Jackie O and Lady Di
Well Larry Hagman, Sally Field
And Dolly Parton me oh my

Their all yours at
Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop
Hey, little baby, let your long hair drop
Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop
Come on, little baby, let your long hair drop
Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop
I said come on, my Momma, let you long hair drop

Samson and Delilah's Beauty Shop
Come on, little baby, let your long... hair.......
Ah 1 2 3 drop

Let it drop
Aww let it drop
Yeah let it drop