Like a Real Smoothie

Like a real smoothie

Walk down the street (Like a real smoothie)

Shuffling his feet (Like a real smoothie)

Right over her shirt (Like a real smoothie)

Watching him spurt (Like a real smoothie)



I can tell at a glance he's happy

With her heart in his fist

He's a decent sort of chappie

Never uses his wrist



Like a real smoothie

He gets it right (Like a real smoothie)

Every night (Like a real smoothie)

Wish I was him (Like a real smoothie)

Not some guy just like Jim (Like a real smoothie)



He agrees with almost everyone

He's a friend of us all

He's ornamental and you can easily

Keep a dozen of him in the hall



Like a real smoothie

Down the King's Road (Like a real smoothie)

Doesn't have to be told (Like a real smoothie)

He does it best (Like a real smoothie)

He comes in his vest (Like a real smoothie)



Like a real smoothie

Oh but he cares (Like a real smoothie)

Nobody wears (Like a real smoothie)

Lookin' alright (Like a real smoothie)

He gets it right (Like a real smoothie)

Oh I wish he would (Like a real smoothie)

Ooh I wish he could (Like a real smoothie)



Like a real smoothie

Like a real smoothie

Like a real smoothie

Like a real smoothie

Like a real smoothie

Like a real smoothie

Like a real smoothie

Like a real smoothie

Like a real smoothie

Like a real smoothie