First there was one
Then there were two
Then there were three
Then came four
Over the years they've piled up
Now there's one hundred or more
And there he is still putting up those birdhouses
And there he is still putting up more birdhouses

First there was one
Then there were two
Then there were three
Then came four
Over the years they've piled up
Now there's one hundred or more, and he's a

Birdman of Malmo
He's a birdman, baby
And he won't be pigeonholed
People say he's cuckoo [x3]

People drive by safe in their cars
Honking their horns in approval
Neighbours think he's an eyesore
Giving him the seal of disapproval
People drive by safe in their cars honking their horns in approval
Neighbors think he's an asshole
Demanding the immediate removal of the