Elaine, she had a funny name
Both names the same
Elaine, she drifted far away
I never saw her again

Elaine Elaine
She was painfully plain
Abnormally normal
That's what I liked about her

Elaine, lived on a radar range
For reasons unexplained
Elaine, she never spoke for days
Some found that strange

Elaine Elaine
Never surfed on a wave
Never been to California
Grew up on the prairie plain,.

And she never went to parties
Cause she couldn't dance at all
Some called her a wall flower
Some said she looked more like a wall

Elaine Elaine, never tasted champagne
Drank dirty water from the river
That's what I liked about her