It happened so fast He didn't have time to think Or maybe he had too much a bit too much to drink When he went riding off into the bright sunshine It turned out to be the lights of a car Can somebody help me please Scrape this man up off the road Can somebody help me please I cannot do it on my own As the police were scarping him off the fender A friend of his said that he had been on a bender and that he had a huge fight Yeah, he had a fight with his wife Then he got pissed off Then rode off on his bike He was drunk He was drunk on a bike