Happiness is a Kong Foo Sing
With good fortune that it brings
So quit your moping
And crack one open
Smiles abound
The cookie has spoken

Ah, the Kong Foo Sing
Yeah, the Kong Foo Sing
Ah, the Kong Foo Sing
Yeah, it's the king

The Kong Foo Sing is a holy scripture
I heard the word, I got the picture
Ancient wisdom in a crunchy treat
The place where the faith and the flavour meet

Tasty biscuit, holds a ticket
Never did I ever feel so uplifted
I once was nothing and now I rock the stack
When I was young I got the Foo Sing contract

Ah, the Kong Foo Sing
Yeah, the Kong Foo Sing
Ah, the Kong Foo Sing
It's the king
(Kung-Fu scratch breakdown)

The Kong Foo Sing, can you say no
Do ya see how to be gettin' with the flow
All the knowin' to be shown in the wrappin' of the dough
Crack 'em by the stack and then you won't be feelin' low, Hwah!

Ah, the Kong Foo Sing
Yeah, the Kong Foo Sing
Ah, the Kong Foo Sing
Yeah it's the king

(Kung-Fu sample outro)