[Intro]
P.A.R.T.Y
Have you got the looks?
Yeah we got the looks

P.A.R.T.Y
Have you got the looks?
Yeah we got the looks

[Verse 1]
I was just dancing
Throwin them party looks
To the left
To the right

A girl comes up to me and says
What's your name?
My name is Michael
But you can call me what you like

She said that’s a nice name
Don’t hear it round much
I said yeah
My mother wasn’t all that bright

I remember that she would shave her cat
With a razor blade on a bright spring day
I guess something wasn’t all that right
[Chorus]
P.A.R.T.Y
Have you got the looks?
Yeah we got the looks

P.A.R.T.Y
Have you got the looks?
Yeah we got the looks

[Verse 2]
Then I think she said
You’re sure look good
Even if it is just the lights?
I said
Fuck you, I like the way you school
But can you keep it up all night?

She said
I don’t like bats
Oh yeah, but I can pop a hole in the sky
I said really
That’s sounds kinda rich even for a talented guy

Have you ever squished jelly in your hand
While you're chatting to your best friend’s wife
She said
I like to mix my salads with gravel
Slam a gavel and send it to prison for life
I said oh you’re a texture freak
I’m a-text your dad try and make him squeal
She said hold that thought I’m a get a straw
And suck the pain off the disco floor

[Chorus]
P.A.R.T.Y
Have you got the looks?
Yeah we got the looks

P.A.R.T.Y
Have you got the looks?
Yeah we got the looks

[Verse 3]
She said do you really think that you can just no?
I’m a mop top cook top ready to blow
Im a shoot a hand gun right into the roof
Then my mum’s gonna fuck you in a swimming pool

Nazis nazis! Everywhere!!
I can tell by the way that they do their hair
Your sister doesn’t like me but that’s ok
Cos worlds gonna end soon anyway

Ergh.... I like it when the planes go boom
Talking to the plants in my computer room
Every motherfuckers got a story to tell
And I tell a motherfucker till you’re bored as hell
I’m about to piss my pants
Wet you homie if you give me a chance
This is what we do when we do what we do
But I like it much better when we do it with you!

[Chorus]
P.A.R.T.Y
Have you got the looks?
Yeah we got the looks

P.A.R.T.Y
Have you got the looks?
Yeah we got the looks