[Verse 1]
Have my kids once a week
Sometimes for sleep overs
Went to a water park once
Took 'em to the zoo

Maintenance, not an issue
I have a travelling drum store
Please tell me your stories
Of

[Chorus]
It's a weird kind of hard
Weird, weird
It's a weird kind of hard
Weird, weird

[Verse 2]
I get a little bit sad
Beer seems to help me sleep
I should have put out the side bin
Car rushing down the street

See my face in the mirror
Thought it keeps getting bigger
Sure, I've got some regrets
But can I just turn again?
[Chorus]
It's a weird kind of hard
Weird, weird
It's a weird kind of hard
Weird, weird

[Scat solo to end. Laughter included.]