[Verse 1: Dexter Manning]
I don't wanna diss ya
But I can't believe-a
That your face looks like a monster
Don't wanna stare-a
Gotta be fair-a
You'd be perfectly cast for a horror
Boo
It's you
I wish you would shoo
They wouldn't even wanna keep you in a zoo
You know it's true
No matter what you do
Looks so offensive
I might sue

[Chorus: Will Ryan]
It's inside that counts
Except for you
I wish you'd stay out
Your genes come down to luck
Except for you
You're ugly as fuck
We're beautiful in our own way
Except for you
You ruin my day
Don't listen to what they say
Except for you
Your face is not ok
Not at all
[Verse 2: Dexter Manning]
You're amazing
Amazingly ugly
Sorry dude but you gotta believe me
Off my island
That's where I want you
In the garbage
I will throw you
My eyes are burning
I am learning
Looking at you is physically hurting
I'm a meanie
Words are steamy
But promise me you'll never wear bikinis
Scarred for life
You scared my wife
To the point she won't even touch my weenie
Ruined my island
Made me a tyrant
Can't leave my house
Man I'm too frightened

[Chorus: Will Ryan]
It's inside that counts
Except for you
I wish you'd stay out
Your genes come down to luck
Except for you
You're ugly as fuck
We're beautiful in our own way
Except for you
You ruin my day
Don't listen to what they say
Except for you
Your face is not ok
Not at all