Anita O.J.

[Verse 1]
Jesus loves Anita, or so it doth appear
Lately things are looking strange or dare I say it? - queer
In spite of controversy, so the morning paper said
She's retained her high commission to squeeze fruits for heavy bread

[Chorus]
You squeeze mine, Anita
I squeeze yours, Anita
You've been chosen, Anita
Yours are frozen, Anita
Terrible cost, Anita
Covered in frost, Anita
Smile and pray, Anita
You'll feel gay

[Verse 2]
You spoke in Miami to set the record straight
Gave the folks a target acceptable to hate
You told us there are somethings one may never do in bed
One wonders, dear Anita, if you'll ever get ahead

[Chorus]
You squeeze mine, Anita
I squeeze yours, Anita
You've been chosen, Anita
Yours are frozen, Anita
Terrible cost, Anita
Covered in frost, Anita
Smile and pray, Anita
You'll feel gay
[Verse 3]
Anita prayed for guidance, and guidance came to her
It said "Anita, keep the job at a hundred thousand per"
If you don't believe in fairies, then they won't believe in you
With an orange clutched in either hand, you know what you can do

[Chorus]
You squeeze mine, Anita
I squeeze yours, Anita
You've been chosen, Anita
Yours are frozen, Anita
Terrible cost, Anita
Covered in frost, Anita
Smile and pray, Anita
You'll feel gay
You squeeze mine, Anita
I squeeze yours, Anita
You've been chosen, Anita
Yours are frozen, Anita
Terrible cost, Anita
Covered in frost, Anita
Smile and pray, Anita
You'll feel gay
Cha cha cha!