I've got a little bitty gun on the table
Right by my little bitty bed
Though it's really very cute, how you hold the thing to shoot
Is too much for my little bitty head
I love my little bitty pistol;
It's the pride of my little bitty room
And the gun shoots little bitty bullets
When the little bitty gun goes boom

How I love my husband
He takes care of me
He'll take care of all of you
Just you wait and see
When he has to go away
Nights are long and black
If the bad man comes around
I'll shoot his lights out, Jack!

I've got a little bitty gun on the table
Right by my little bitty bed
Though it's really very cute, how you hold the thing to shoot
Is too much for my little bitty head
I love my little bitty pistol;
It's the pride of my little bitty room
And the gun shoots little bitty bullets
When the little bitty gun goes boom
Now we're in the White House
Won't we dance till dawn?
Turning loose some welfare folks
On the White House lawn
You bring your little pistol
I'll bring my pistol, too
We'll fire our pistols at their feet -
They'll dance for me and you!

I've got a little bitty gun on the table
Right by my little bitty bed
Though it's really very cute, how you hold the thing to shoot
Is too much for my little bitty head
I love my little bitty pistol;
It's the pride of my little bitty room
And the gun shoots little bitty bullets
When the little bitty gun goes boom
When the little bitty gun goes boom!