My baby’s got a new brain
Now she don’t even remember my brain
Goes out with every guy she sees
Don’t care about lil’ old me

Chorus:
New Brain, new brain, new brain, new brain
My baby’s got a new brain
New Brain, new brain, new brain, new brain
My baby’s got a new brain
Her new brain says I’m no longer cool
And it won’t let me see her ‘cos it’s working to rule
She wants someone younger with more get up and go
And I’m also too ugly, don’tcha know. (Yeah-)

(Chorus)
The word is out and it’s goin’ around
This girl’s the hottest property here in town
Used to be mine, eyes only for me
Now she’s got so many guys it’s making me dizzy. (Yeah-)

(Chorus)
(Yeah)
(Solo)
Her new brain’s gotta be working overtime
If I wanna see her I gotta wait in line
Then it says it’s only winners for me
Not some old two-bit loser, no siree!
(Chorus 2x)