[Verse 1]
Fill her up, Joe, and you better check the water
'Cause Tijuana’s callin' and I'm headin’ to the border
Tijuana's callin', where all the lovely ladies are tonight (Treat her right)
Treat her right (Treat her right)
I go, go, go to the south of the border
Where a stick of Mary Jane'll get me headed for her border
Pretty señorita sure know how to treat a single fellow right (All night)
All night (All night)

[Chorus]
I'm gonna ride my customized Gringo-mobile
Follow US-1
To California [?]
I'm gonna have some fun
Stoned cactus dudes, just a-hangin' loose

[Verse 2]
Goodbye Joe, I'll be drinkin’ margaritas
By the plaza [?] to the top of [?]
Across the Rio Grande where the border [?] stay away (Stay away)
Stay away (Stay away)
I won’t come home with a peso in my pocket
Took my famous ruby ring to the shylock and I hocked it
Gotta get away, get away, get away, yeah, tonight (Yeah, tonight)
Yeah, tonight (Yeah, tonight)
[Chorus]
I'm gonna ride my customized Gringo-mobile
Follow US-1
To California [?]
I’m gonna have some fun
Stoned cactus dudes, just a-hangin' loose (Yeah)

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Chorus]
I'm gonna ride my customized Gringo-mobile
Follow US-1
To California [?]
I'm gonna have some fun
Stoned cactus dudes, just a-hangin’ loose (Wow)

[Outro]
Alright, Joe