[Part I]

[Intro: Johnny Depp & foreveryuri]
Ooh, Fredo
Gentlemen, m'lady
You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow
Jason, what does the ween stand for?

[Verse 1: jasontheween]
Ayy, you a bitch ass n***a
Bringin' up shit from the past ass n***a
Hairline go way far back ass n***a
Well, I heard your mama got a fat ass n***a
How your own people gon' hate you, n***a?
How your ghostwriter fat as fuck too, n***a?
Strawberry mint oil needing ass n***a
You already fucked [mad], she don't want you, n***a
Friends with Tnickelsss, pedophile ass n***a
Your dad is a taxi driver, bitch-ass n***a
You look like a cancer survivor, bitch n***a
You get no pussy, don't resort to minors, n***a
Oh, look, there's a cargo ship looking ass n***a
Take a trip to Turkey agent looking ass n***a
Where's your me and getting your [?], n***a

[Part II]
[Interlude: foreveryuri]
Yusuf is so ugly

[Verse]
Rather get a hairlinе
You need to go to Turkey
Get your derma stamp
You need surgеry
You're a fuckin' pirate, you live on water
You got scurvy and no father
You like minors, hide yo' daughters
Raise the flag up high, Charlie Rodgers

[Outro]
Fuck you Yusuf, you bitch ass—, ohh!
You fuckin', ohh! You fuckin' captain looking ass bitch, fuck you!
Look at me short, look at me short
I'm the captain now