Doctor, tell me, doctor
You got to help me if you can
I can't stay sober
I'm such a weary man

Just like an anesthetic
Her love sedates my head
And, changing like the rhythm
She winds me up instead

On that rolling roller coaster
That roller coaster roll
I'm on that rolling roller coaster
That roller coaster roll

Long distance on the telephone
She was crying out for me
"Darling, come on home now
That's where you ought to be"
Five hundred miles and ten hours on
I rolled through my front door
What do you know, what do you know, she'd gone

Ain't going to worry
I ain't going to cry
You know that I won't worry
You know that I won't cry
The very last thing that I'd want to do
Is waste my precious time
On some bitch like you