Two, three, four!

[Verse 1]
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Happier than you and me
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see
(And he)
Wore a hat
(And he)
Had a job
(And he)
Brought home the bacon
So that no one knew

[Verse 2]
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
His friends were unaware
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Nobody even cared
(And he)
Wore a hat
(And he)
Had a job
(And he)
Brought home the bacon
So that no one knew
[Verse 3]
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Happier than you and me
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

[Guitar solo]

Mongoloid
Mongoloid
Mongoloid
Mongoloid

[Verse 4]
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Happier than you and me
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
His friends were unaware
Mongoloid