[Verse 1]
If you were in my movie
I'd have you as the doctor
Small black bag
And a big black coat
I'd have you make a house call
To the woman
You could lay your diagnostic hand
Upon her belly and her throat

[Verse 2]
If you were in my movie
You could be the detective
You could sit behind the desk
With a question on your lip
Examine her for motive
Investigate the scene
In the ever-present danger
Keep the holster at your hip

[Chorus]
If you were in my moviе
If you were in my movie
If you wеre in my movie

[Verse 3]
If you were in my movie
You could be the priest
Long black frock
White collar at the neck
You could come to the confession
You could give a girl a thrill
You could save her from her passion
Keep her body in check
[Chorus]
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie

[Verse 4]
If you were in my movie
You could be the gangster
Double-breasted pinstriped
Man with the cigarette
Go running down the alley
With a double-crossing blonde
Explaining to the jury
That you hadn't done anything yet

[Chorus]
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie