Evil Man

There once was a man

An evil, evil man

Who lived his life in evil, evil ways

In a big crooked house

Circled by big crooked trees

There he savored all his evil deeds

"You see I'm good" he cried

"So very deep inside"

"Deep down inside I’m good"

"I just keep my good side"

"Buried deep within my hide"

"So I enjoy my evil, evil ways"

This morning on a snowy street

A starving man fed his mutt

And our hero felt a twinge within his heart

And that beggar on the street

Felt a gnawing in his gut

But our hero had the sense to soon depart

"You see I'm good" he cried

"So very deep inside"

"Deep down inside I’m good"

"I just keep my good side"

"Buried deep within my hide"

"So I enjoy my evil, evil ways"

Toasted his own health

Just last Tuesday night

For feeling a very real regret

For his new investment: a factory and it makes

Dog food out of orphans long lost pets

"You see I'm good" he cried

"So very deep inside"

"Deep down inside I’m good"

"I just keep my good side"

"Buried deep within my hide"

"So I enjoy my evil, evil ways"

There once was a man

An evil, evil man

Who lived his life in evil, evil ways

In a big crooked house

Circled by big crooked trees