I don't believe in UFOs and little men from Mars
I don't believe in magic lamps bought at junk bazaars
I don't believe the world will ever be without a war
I don't believe a lot of things
But I've been wrong before

I don't believe the souls of man can haunt you after life
I don't believe the world hangs on the edge of a knife
I don't believe we should stop thinking for an oath we swore
I don't believe a lot of things
But I've been wrong before

People tell me their crazy yarns
Like ghosts, and gods, and ESP, and UFOs in barns
Half this crap has turned out true
If you close your mind at this point, the only fool is you

I don't believe a God above invented all that's good
I don't believe that there's a need to rush from childhood
I don't believe the world began with a lion's roar
I don't believe a lot of things
But I've been wrong before

People tell me their crazy yarns
Like ghosts, and gods, and ESP, and UFOs in barns
Half this crap has turned out true
If you close your mind at this point, the only fool is you

I don't believe it's always kind to say the nicest thing
I don't believe a sugar lie is awe-inspiring
I don't believe in posing kind and sneaking out the door
I don't believe a lot of things
But I've been wrong before